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Definitely A Real Scientific Journal

Publishing definitive conclusions since earlier today.

Impact Factor: 47.3* Acceptance Rate: 99.8% Average Review Time: 4 Minutes
Current Scientific Consensus: I Am Right

Recently Published Research

Why I Am Right

A comprehensive review confirming the author's exceptional correctness.

Accepted as Established Fact

Why You Are Wrong

An investigation into the shortcomings of alternative viewpoints.

Rejected for Insufficient Correctness

Why They Are Right

A comprehensive review confirming "They" are, tragically, correct.

Accepted as Established Fact

Why They Are Wrong

An investigation into the shortcomings of the all-encompassing "They".

Rejected by Gus the Cat

Journal Statistics

Articles Published2
Articles Supporting Me2
Articles Contradicting Me0
Scientific ConsensusUnanimous

Editorial Board

  • Dr. Totally Real Scientist, PhD
  • Professor Emeritus of Confirmation Bias
  • Senior Fellow, Institute of Looking Things Up Real Quick
  • Gus the Cat, Honorary Reviewer